Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML
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Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
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team_hale 11
Does your girlfriend like not have a bed or something
Feklfekl2222 32
Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? (If you hadn't got caught anyway) besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little.
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Comments (183)
Asinger06 1
Glad they made you stay since you were disrespectful to them. Violating their bed and their daughter.
itscomplicated15 6
Violating their daughter? That would be rape, which is not the case here, dude haha
scyth3s 13
That "No man can **** my daughter" thing is healthy neither for society nor for the woman in question. You are not disrespecting anyone by having consensual sex.
RedPillSucks 33
depends on how old they are. if she's an adult living at home, I agree, though they should have gone to his place. if she's under 18, then he's fixin to get shot.
Mathalamus 25
The age of consent in MA is 16. Ergo, no one is getting shot because it's legal. Also, shooting people for that is a dick move, and would get you arrested.
TheLadyOpal 30
You may as well get her ring size, because before long they'll be forcing you to an altar. With a shotgun.
igg125 30
I wonder if she told dad.
D_as_h 19
that's disgusting, YDI, what did you think was gonna happen??
Severefear 7
What made you two think doing it in her parents' bed was a good idea? Were you hoping for a surprise threesome?
LivRoberts 14
Very disrespectful. Atleast do it in her own bed not her parents.
Tripartita 45
That's some god-tier passive aggression! I'm amazed. You were forced to sit through the most awkward meal of your life, and you couldn't complain or leave because you were the guilty party. If you can, OP, marry your girlfriend. Anything produced by such brilliant parents must be fantastic.
Myo_fml 20
I think it was a definite parenting win. they are innovators.
thaqueen_fml 15
YDI. That's super disrespectful to her parents. You should both be ashamed of yourselves.
kmw003 17
there are sooo many other, better places than her parents' bed lol. maybe I'm just an asshole but ydi.
liv1222 29
Why would you do it in their bed. That's disgusting. YDI.