Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
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raycj 1
I bet he'll make sure you won't be walking after that comment!
EverestMelting 23
You in trouble! Run forest!
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EverestMelting 23
You in trouble! Run forest!
sens3sfailing 25
I am very liberal minded. I may only be 19 but I know it I came home early to find a boy in my house, and have him say something like that, I would just look at him and give him one piece of advice. "run". you don't need to be a republican to want to protect your little girl.
Codezlol 21
34- You would give him advice and tell him to run? You are a more forgiving person than I.
sens3sfailing 25
what can I say? I really get into the christmas spirit.
Tali147 16
I am surprised to see that the OP made it out of there alive. I do not think he would have at my home.
TML329 14
Telling him to run only makes the hunt more fun muhahaha >:D
FemskyD 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hahaha Thats hylarious!! =D
emeraldisle 30
I've never seen hilarious spelled with a "y" before.
mrnikc 11
Unfortunately I have.
kittycat1597 10
You know whats hilarious? Your spelling.
buck33 14
Ys'nt yt correct? Y alwais tipe thys wai.
LittlestPrincess 21
She's dutch. Obviously English isn't her first language. As if you guys never make mistakes in a foreign language... :)
GhostChickens 17
I assumed she was trying to make us pronounce it differently in our heads to exaggerate it a bit. Sort of like, "that's HIGH-larious." If it's a mistake though, ah well. Mistakes happen.
Bubbelz 25
It shouldn't matter where you are from. I'm Dutch as well. English is mandatory here.
finiclepie 6
I'm new to FML and I don't understand why comments like that get disliked it was obviously meant to be spelled like that I've never seen so Mitch hate for the freedom of speech on any other app can you please explain why
AndesFults 13
Why is everyone disliking this comment? Screw you guys for being so rude it's just a spelling error get off your high horse!
raycj 1
I bet he'll make sure you won't be walking after that comment!
stephhrunsaway 21
Gosh, I hate these cocky little cockshites who sneak in and have sex with their gfs when the "parents aren't home." It never works!
iop330 22
I'm surprised OP isn't spending christmas in casualty for this... or maybe he is..
happle 21
47-It has for me.
tararochelle 18
He's still able to post an FML about it, so he's alive. Bet they won't last much longer as a couple though - if dad has anything to say about it!
Bubbelz 25
I'll gladly take that bet.
commonlogicz42 6
Didn't think you'd be walking after that.....long trip we spent finding the perfect gift for your father.
klovemachine 24
Nice save :)
buddy51 23
Except for him being naked......
KingCeltic77 18
At least he let you finish. Be thankful you didn't get your ass kicked.
Lioness8197 18
Well we don't know that for sure yet. Maybe the dad kicked his ass afterwards.
garrett8614 2
I read "ass kicked" then saw your picture and immediately laughed.
killmoose 5
He should have gotten a foot up his ass
EverestMelting 23
OP's a dumbass
holagranola 15
And the moral of the story is, don't have sex in yours, or your partners parents house. Whether you think they're home or not.
cliffibom 15
So don't have sex at your own house either? Where then, at the neighbours?
Andr913 13
My friend has sex at his neighbor's house! ...he's dating his neighbor.
insertnameherr 11
I think you're supposed to do it in a dark alley or a cave of some sort.
lpro 10
I believe they meant to not have sex in their parents home because the children don't have ownership so they shouldn't be doing disrespectful things like that to their parents. Don't have sex anywhere unless you own the place.
doodlecloud 27
Serious question: What about me? I don't really like doing it in the family home but I've been with my boyfriend 3.5 years, very serious, talked about marriage and all that but only haven't because we know we won't be able to afford to move out of our parent's places for at least another 4 years.Should I just be celibate till then?
vbmg152 19
Doodlecloud, Yes, yes you should! If you can't afford your own place & if you don't want to get married, then you shouldn't be doing it!
doodlecloud 27
...I DO want to get married, we're just trying to be realistic and sensible finance-wise...that said, I don't really see why that matters as nowadays there are a lot of people in happy, long-term relationships who don't want to get married because they just don't see the need. :/
TheDrifter 24
4 more years? Certainly you could strange something before then, it sounds like you're both headed to college, so a part time job to get a tiny apartment might just be the freedom you need.
caysters 12
Who cares if they have sex in their parents house. What matters is if the parents are okay with it. If you have been with your partner for almost 4 years, and your parents don't mind they stay, then fine, whatever. But if your parents do not like it, then respect that. My boyfriends mom let me stay over before we moved in together. She said we were adults, that we didn't need to be told what to do. My mom, however, did not allow my boyfriend to stay over. So he didn't stay over. All depends on the parent.
R3DA55 6
Except a hotel room, of course...
sanders_69 3
Me and my girl do it in an abandoned factory
djinnyf 12
I prefer awkward moments than my daughter having sex in somewhere unsafe....
1800chokethathoe 3
It would be funny if her dad was bi.
durkagihad 12
Aw dude... You're ******
EverestMelting 23
No, his girlfriend was.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Technically, they both were.
Bubbelz 25
Depends on who did the work.
starsfan_9 7
I'd be more surprised you were walking after he finishes with you than after you finished with her
SoSickWithIt 14
Because?
mbuck87 19
Because the dad will kick his ass. Keep up
speckledots 29
I'm hoping during this encounter you at least had some type of clothing on.
klovemachine 24
But if he was naked, it would be awkward and funny :D
billyw02 5
Socks...