clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouch!
Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pain in the ass
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Top comments
rawrimaunicorn 0
...how the hell did you manage that?
knight0748 5
is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?
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Comments (178)
cutestrike 0
possible if your really into wiping your ass.
bayonet 0
op..FAIL
Griggy 0
Time to get a bidet.
j5p332 6
at least it wasn't someone else's part you wiped
MrDrMe 0
OP, you have to say ASS. Jeez!
pencilsupmynose 0
WTF????
lovablekennyXD 0
#73 your picture scares me lol
sweetv 0
that's called an "aggressive poop"
ShelbyJr 2
Today, I realized that there are too many idiots on FMyLife.com who think something like this is something someone deserves. Idiots. FML
RedPillSucks 33
OP, did you shove your hand so far up your butt that you were really brushing your teeth?