clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouch!
Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pain in the ass
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Top comments
rawrimaunicorn 0
...how the hell did you manage that?
knight0748 5
is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?
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Comments (178)
drunkssssssssss 0
well if the op is female there ya go we all know the myth that girls don't poop. so basically poop more to work those muscles
rjeezy14 0
Lmfao!!!
tarryynnn 0
wow fail much :)
epistaxisdigitor_fml 0
I can't believe I am about to type this, but you need to buy a "Shake Weight"!!!
FishNamedTurtle 0
Hey at least you didn't do it on an airplane mid flight and it was your back! Had to be one of my more promising moments.
X3michaelX 0
Well that was a shitty situation now wasn't it.
JenandNA 0
hahahahaha tht is hilarious! I feel very bad for you
brokengirl30 0
that's like uber fail in epic porportions
ichigogichi 0
XD lolololololol do you need someone to help you in wiping your butt now?
VenomByte 1
Be thankful you didn't get carpal tunnel too!!!