clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouch!
Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pain in the ass
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Top comments
rawrimaunicorn 0
...how the hell did you manage that?
knight0748 5
is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?
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Comments (178)
adare 0
hahahahahahahahhahaha I'm sorry try working out sometime honey.
Homeboy927 0
lol
RugbyLover13 0
Ha maybe you should like stretch more often or work out more often so wiping your butt isn't such a difficult task.
marinus_fml 20
where u from? my guess is either AUS, NZ, RSA, or Europe. go the boks!!
polopony 0
Strictly A.B.E. fans in my home - anyone but England
xoze1018xo 0
r u that weak or is ur ass just really big?? lol
rimouski 0
why would you put thi on fml xD
remy3106 10
i know right.
Ancarnia 0
Just proves how dangerous the ass can be...
SenoraC 0
Your life isn't ****** unless you are now permanently physically disabled. =.=
cristy91 33
That's horrible. Maybe you should start exercising to work out the muscle more? I've heard that helps, but what do I know. Better solution, marry a borderline dead rich person and get the inheritance. Once that happens, you can PAY someone to wipe your ass for you :] excellent
FarSide 23
What were you using to wipe your fat ass? A sheep??
meelmo 0
AHAHHAHAHAAHA^
smokergirl420 0
somebody tell me how that's even possible.
TheBestManEver 0
I imagine she was was trying to do a power wipe, where they just throw their arm down there with so much momentum that they can finish the job with one swift stroke. However the OP underestimate her strength and threw her arm TOO far and hyperextended her muscles, resulting in an injury. I hope the OP learned her lesson: Wiping is for neat freaks.
RedPillSucks 33
Power wipe, LOL!!!! A new competition for the X Games.
shadyecko 0
48 ******* wins!!!
xxniteskie 1
lmfao at 48. nice.
Stunsz 0
Thats weird :s like I mean even someone with a big ass wouldnt pull a muscle unless your really outta shape just learn to hit the gym or better yet for your benifiet walk and pick up the fast food that made your ass so big and bring it back home so you butn calories and at the end you get a reward :D
donicus 0
were you wiping back to front or front to back?
WeaponsOfMassDDD 0
ALWAYS front to back geez when r y'all gonna learn. guess it's gonna take pulling a muscle....