j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
metalmeow
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
crossfitter
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
naagodinho
Portugal
Unfit
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Healthy lifestyle influencer
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Jeff just jeff
The first step is the hardest
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
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hospitalboyhaha 0
how do u do that?
NightElfGod 0
dont feel bad a went to turn a door knob and my shoulder came out of place and tore a few of the inner muscles. i now have to get surgery that will cost thousands of dollars since the muscles wont heal on their own.
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Comments (31)
hospitalboyhaha 0
how do u do that?
gowzer90 0
#3 its quite easy to pull a muscle while doing anything mundane.i once sprained my ancle during sleep and spent the next day using the pole of a brush to help me walk
chasingstarlight 0
Well you are going to the gym to get yourself into better shape, so that won't happen again if you keep working out. :) I think I pulled a muscle in my finger putting on a sock once haha
NightElfGod 0
dont feel bad a went to turn a door knob and my shoulder came out of place and tore a few of the inner muscles. i now have to get surgery that will cost thousands of dollars since the muscles wont heal on their own.
Wuzzgoof 0
Oh shit.. How do I favorite this?
twilax101 0
Uhh. So what? You pulled a muscle, showing that you are probably an out-of-shape potato. Definetly NOT an FML.
wax_soup 0
this is *giggle* my first fave xD
Colombus_fml 0
Don't worry. Today a kid challenged me to an arm wrestle. I am six inches taller than him. He won in five seconds.
lizlaz 2
That's awful. FYL... Although i was tempted to say YDI for wanting to do excersise, but then i thought it'd be harsh.
Ear 0
God that would suck you nerd!!!!!! Hahaha!
Lebb 0
Lol...