clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouch!
Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pain in the ass
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Top comments
rawrimaunicorn 0
...how the hell did you manage that?
knight0748 5
is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?
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Comments (178)
hayleybayy 0
yes it is possible you can pull a muscle doing almost anything this is hilarious
violetsweety 26
lmao random fml
womenizer 0
haha loser
1smartgirl30 1
idiot
LuvOldYeller 0
LMAO! THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD! LOL!
BasicXinstinct 0
i dont think i actually have anything to say to this......
sukhdeep 4
I've done that before! lol. seriously! I have!!!
Nadinek98 0
wow u jacked Ur ass
Norther 1
hhahahhahahaaaghaaaaagagagagghhahaahahahahaahahahhahahahahaahahhaha!!!!! :-D
krissi3 0
as opposed to spraining it wiping someone else's ass?