ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
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Top comments
slitherbomb 0
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
supimnyancat 9
happens to me all the time.
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supimnyancat 9
happens to me all the time.
supimnyancat 9
no, what would make you think that?
Keyman1212 14
Jack off more, seeing as you're on the computer. Helps those muscles get big and strong!
WCARlover 35
Gee 14, I don't know why anyone would think that...?
flockz 20
i ********** with both my hands and my feet. I get a full body workout three times a day!
ilikepieandpie 11
Sounds like a rigerous workout. I don't think I would try feet tho. That's a little weird
kwchambers92 10
nice, if you get over the pain, with your athletic physique you could be the next Olympic power walking gold medalist
baddud300 6
Don't worry too much about it. Just eat more cheetoes and drink diet coke. You'll be fine.
Pixxio_O 11
So... Did you reach the computer mouse?
HatefulPilot 0
Don't lie OP, just be honest and say you were rubbing your knob.
LiveLaughFML 10
if the mouse was running away from you, you should have hit it with your keyboard.
andy_l 14
*seeks medical advice off the internet*
freshV43 0
**********! **********!
kyarush 10
FAP FAP FAP
Link5794 18
34 you misspelled hour
KiddNYC1O 22
14- Don't mind #13, she's doing her usual threadjacking.
officeradvil 8
When have all the replies to the first comment ever been related.
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh there was a time, #122. Way before your existence here.
dsbs 9
Tells sims to go swimming *deletes pool ladder*
Keyman1212 14
Gets pissed because my sims 3 game was stolen by my cousin *drowns cousin*
sleepydeath 4
Rule #2 limber up
angiedancesalott 8
LMFAO. this is like the best FML yett.
sunshine233 0
Wouldn't that be a cramp
nativepimp 1
think i might play sims now. xbox 360 or pc oh the options!
twitch851 9
All those who make fun of op. It is not that hard to do If your tired or stiff after a work out manly because your misled don't want to work so they get injured
kwchambers92 10
194 what? manly because your misled? come on man you make sense better than that
12em12 1
Time to work out.
olpally 33
More like epic fail at life... Op is really lazy... Time to get off of fml is more like it..
mstarxo23 2
Time to get a job.
xlord 27
Time to watch shiploads more ****...
steveakafranxy 7
#29 this coming from someone who is CURRENTLY ON FML
ncvolley123 8
Time to stretch before you reach for the mouse!
SesameSpeed 7
Yeah I think that's your body trying to hint you to go outside more
ohSNAPyall 27
75 yes take your mobile device of choice for a stroll.
ariannaimelda 7
Little does OP know that he has begun training for the mouse-grabbing Olympics. He will represent the United States in the 2012 Olympic games. He has been bestowed a great honor.
olpally 33
I'm on my iPhone you idiot for fml.. Big deal And I don't use my computer on a regular basis... I'm in shape too.. 6ft tall and 160lbs.. I do hard manual labor for a living so f**k off
xlord 27
Trolling success ^^ managing to get someone really angry over the Internet
mlb58 0
oplay, 6 foot 160? lanky bitch im 5'11 185 and 15 varsity middle linebacker I'd rock your manual labor shit, bitch.
olpally 33
Spoken like a true football player.. Being an arrogant and cocky asshole.. Bring it on... I'll let u have the first hit.. Then call the cops on your ass... Have a nice time in jail
slushpup9696 12
^that's the way real men fight. "Hit me first, so I can call the cops on you."
AnagenisisZagus 13
No, people. Let us call it off. Wait, football players are arrogant and cocky, eh? Kick his ass, man!
olpally 33
Good I've always wanted to die anyways...
SesameSpeed 7
77 - I myself am fine enough to reach for my mouse without pulling a muscle. I am suggesting for him to go since obviously he Is not... think about it. The moment I pull a muscle reaching for my mouse trust me I'll go for a jog don't you worry. :)
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm 6'1" 205 lbs. I win!
skinthesnakes 6
86's profile says nothing bothers him, sure buddy...sure.
olpally 33
Ur face/profile pic^ does bother me now.. Yikes..
olpally 33
Your face/profile pick bothers me now^ Yikes...
skinthesnakes 6
don't worry my good looks don't bite.
number0 8
136 - That's not his face, retard.
mlb58 0
arrogant and cocky, I'm all state linebacker as a sophomore in highschool and I'll go heads up with you anytime. I bench 295 and squat 415 please come to Hough bro.
dayvezsjames 0
I know you::)))
slitherbomb 0
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
tylersign 11
So THAT'S why my arms are so toned.
bluejayfan02 27
soo exursice by masturbating??
sheethapins 13
47 You should do some spelling exercises.
njgohard 16
In that case, I'M RIPPED.
jkrist 7
Make sure to alternate hands when doing said excersize. My right arms twice as strong as my left hand.
KiddNYC1O 22
For me, my left is toner.
slitherbomb 0
My mouth and both arms are extremely strong.
jkrist 7
I guess you could say my butt holes pretty strong too
silver0jay 11
I would say my right arm is as strong as Chuck Norris'. But, nothing comes close to him.
TheNewGuy03 29
132 -- you have multiple buttholes? Please, do divulge your secrets. How does it feel?
Damion_Laverne 6
so should 50
51194 3
I feel sorry for you.
shutupYDI 4
yeah psh that's not your fault at all.
Benji114 0
This FML has fat ass written all over it.
chinoo101001 0
First time I heard that...
Youdrongo 0
Internet browsing: More dangerous than bear wrestling.
Youdrongo 0
*sigh* again with the spelling errors...more*, not my. Good job, Youdrongo.
niceNnerdy 5
Well you can't really compare just regular bear wrestling to heterosexual bear wrestling .. That shit is dangerous.
rawrface22 10
When I read the beginning I automatically thought this was going to deal with masturbating.
latinjukes 2
Do you use seamen as hairgel?
rawrface22 10
No, I don't. -__-
TheNewGuy03 29
114 -- how exactly does one go about putting multiple sailors in their hair? Could you enlighten me?
jmk1469 5
blah blah blah