clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouch!
Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pain in the ass
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Top comments
rawrimaunicorn 0
...how the hell did you manage that?
knight0748 5
is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?
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Comments (178)
xoxo31 0
how the heck were you doing it?!
emos_need_love 0
you've got a big butt and you cannot lie...
RedPillSucks 33
What an ass!
champagne210 0
well that's a turnoff
CiaranPM 0
At least it was "your own butt" and not someone else.
remy3106 10
why would she/he/it wipe someone elses but
tgpackerfan 4
at least it was your butt
mitchn60 6
She was probably playing "Star Trek", circling Ur-anus searching for Klingons.
oldenuff2party 3
understandable
kombucha_fml 8
big butt, eh?
MizSammyBaybay12 0
I thought it said whipping. lol. wow....wiping makes a lot more sense.
RedPillSucks 33
Whipping would be much less embarrassing.
oneforme 0
oh girlie that must have been a monster turd to cause that to happen... all that struggle and hard work to clean the turd residue off your little butt cheeks... yummy.. I bet you are sexy... I hope the rim got depoopified! :)