Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML
Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
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zingline89 18
Snow big deal. No need to flake out.
DocBastard 40
Now you can have a white Christmas, a white New Year, a white Valentine's Day, a white St. Patrick's Day, a white Easter...
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Comments (64)
berryblizzard 11
Yikes.... Well it's the thought that counts. Fml
kerrwoof 13
Don't you mean FYL?
berryblizzard 11
Yes... Yes I do, lol
Carmstro 13
Berryblizzard, don't worry. It's the thought that counts.
berryblizzard 11
Okay?
tootsie68 22
Not much holiday cheers there!
kerrwoof 13
Looks like someone's allowance will be going towards getting that all cleaned up. FYL op, I couldn't imagine what I'd do if my daughter ever did that to my truck.
BurningGrannies 16
you sound creepy
courtz94 24
How does that sound creepy?
mikeofthunder 13
Funny coming from a guy who's username gives a sadistic impression and profile picture validates that. Revise the definition of "creepy" eh bob? :)
SonOfAMitch 14
creep·y /ˈkrēpē/ Adjective Causing fear or unease: "creepy feelings in a strange house". Synonyms gruesome - reptile - creeping My name isn't Bob, but I'm just as good.
jordanhraye 18
Happy holidays?
loloalltheway 23
Your son tried to do something nice and failed miserably...
calipilot227 16
This is why we can't have nice things...
eddeeezzyy 19
Paint remover?
debbster7 18
That would remove ALL the paint. Even the paint of the car..
merimar3 4
Not necessarily. They could use paint thinner to get it off. Cars have a clear coat over the actual paint. If they used the thinner sparingly they could easily get off just the white spray paint. I've painted my own car. I would know!
eddeeezzyy 19
Oh shit, I completely forgot about that, 27. Lol I guess the only upside of that is if you wanted to change the color of your car, but I don't know if it would be cheaper or not to get it repainted by someone else.
etchsanity1 11
No biggie razor blade and window cleaner takes it right off
caferider83 1
And lacquer thinner for the paint.
Bibliovore 26
Depends on the paint, and on whether whatever removes the white paint also removes the car's finish. 8-/
etchsanity1 11
Yeah somehow misses the car but for spray paint on a car there are rubbing compounds and buffers as well you cal very lightly use brake cleaner to remove the spray... Use to work at a dealership just don't get heavy on the brake cleaner or you'll burn your clear coat
BlondBeachBunny 4
What about paint from running into something?. Does it work the same way?.
BlondBeachBunny 4
It'll be like the holidays all year around, kind of like when people leave their lights up all year round... Except it will be snow.. On your car.
zingline89 18
Snow big deal. No need to flake out.
Pleonasm 36
Icy what you did there; oh Snap!
BunchieRules 31
NIce try guys, but Yule have to do better than that.
hama806 19
50- actually those were great puns. Don't be a hater.
BunchieRules 31
60 - I was not being a hater, but simply joining in on the fun. When making puns, we do not always mean everything we say, but we throw them in whenever we see the opportunity.
DocBastard 40
Now you can have a white Christmas, a white New Year, a white Valentine's Day, a white St. Patrick's Day, a white Easter...
whatthefreshhell 15
sure, but when other people want it to be white all year round they're called racist.. I see
Arrawyn 12
Or maybe it's called a joke. And snow color has nothing to do with skin color, you see?
merimar3 4
Go on....
SammyS2012 21
23- maybe because he's not being a white supremacist? Haven't you ever heard of that holiday song, "White Christmas"? It's just talking about snow, not an obliteration of color.
thandidavis 17
Ha! Well I just thought 23 was kidding...I chuckled (and I'm not a white supremacist either)