Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that you shouldn’t announce on social media that you’re leaving on vacation for a week. Your house might get broken into, and all your electronics will be missing. They were kind enough to leave a note saying, “If you can afford a vacation, you can afford to replace all this shit. Have fun!” FML
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
Today, my parents canceled our trip to Greece because my siblings were being brats. When I tried to point out that I wasn't doing anything, they just shrugged and said, "Sorry honey." FML
Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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dontlookman 20
Your "friends" are not your friends. Hopefully they didn't steal any bail money in anticipation for their arrest.
juicy_extasy 25
Get new, real friends
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dontlookman 20
Your "friends" are not your friends. Hopefully they didn't steal any bail money in anticipation for their arrest.
NonScaryPumkin 22
No they are not but, I assume they wanted to watch "Orange is The New Black" on a bigger screen. This is better because now they get to live it. Win Win. They get to live it and OP gets new, better, and not horrible friends!
cheesetothepower 7
That's why he put "friends" in quotation marks. She thought they were his friends, but he found out the hard way that they're not.
NonScaryPumkin 22
I was trying to agree :( I guess no one could tell the tone I was trying to use.
juicy_extasy 25
Get new, real friends
LilMissCanadian 22
This is most logical solution. I hope his "friends" got their asses kicked in prison or they paid for what happened in some way.
Lalala579121 28
OP should make them buy him a second TV.
trucker2 33
Time to get better friend !
speakfreely 21
I'm sorry op they sound like terrible friends. On the bright side now you can try to meet some new ones
EmoKami 21
You can always make more friends, you needn't lose some before starting to look anew.
MidnaLink 35
They just tried to rob him, fool. Yeah, a good friend dumping is in order.
lazrguideddonut 3
@20 When you try to use big words, that happens.
EmoKami 21
I didn't use big words, needn't is a contraction of need not...I guess I'll dumb it down a bit for you guys
snarkytruth 37
Perhaps it was the word anew that offended. Never know how a post is going to be taken in this crowd, but that's half the fun.
Enslaved 38
Lucky they didn't get away with it.
Enslaved 38
I knew this couple that constantly bragged on Facebook that they were going away out of town these and those days, only to be surprised to come home to their house robbed! Beware of those you think are your friends.
DraconicFeline 31
...Or just have a decent alarm system.
One_Way 43
They might have gotten away with it, if not for a meddling kid.
8Dirty1 24
friends don't exist in this world anymore. Nuff Said.
DasKing 18
They do, it's just that most people don't look hard enough for them.
beeferjay 34
call your other friends, Smith and Wesson
xTommytheGUNx 15
or sig he always helps me out.
MasterTron 24
Don't forget Winchester Beretta Springfield and Glock or Mossberg.
SmittyJA24 26
Mine is named Ruger.
GAeroNKissR 26
.357 beats 911
blackonblight 33
What's wrong with a baseball bat? Probably more catharsis in it to beat their ass, after all.
kjlancaster 21
you should've punched them in 'self defense', they were breaking into your house. im jk, but you need to cut off connections with them op. you don't need those types of people in your life. good luck
Rinat_fml 26
That's beyond disturbing!
trucker2 33
With friends like that your house could become spotless, maybe choose better burglars.... Umm friends! YDI for letting them burglars no your every move.
Morning_fml 22
I really hope this is bad sarcasm...and spelling.