Today, I’m aware that comparing yourself too much to other people can make you unhappy. I now learned that the same goes for comparing yourself to objects. For example, between myself and the shared toilet in my student house, guess who has the most pubic hair? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Is this a trick question? Lots of people these days are shaving off their pubic hair. So, if the toilet has a bushy muff, you're the winner, right? I'm so confused.
Chazzster 32
Ironically at some time in the future you may be shaving off the pubic hairs that you are now seeming to wish for. The grass on the other side of the fence always seems to look better. When we are young we want to be older. When we are old we want to be younger. The real trick in life to to be who you are and enjoy the person you are.
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RichardPencil 32
Is this a trick question? Lots of people these days are shaving off their pubic hair. So, if the toilet has a bushy muff, you're the winner, right? I'm so confused.
Chazzster 32
Ironically at some time in the future you may be shaving off the pubic hairs that you are now seeming to wish for. The grass on the other side of the fence always seems to look better. When we are young we want to be older. When we are old we want to be younger. The real trick in life to to be who you are and enjoy the person you are.