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United States
Man of faith
Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
lolzor
Australia
Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Canada20
Windsor, Canada
The Passion of the Christ
Today, while helping at my grandma's church, the new Orthodox Priest encouraged me to come to confession because he was sure I would have "a lot of stories to tell" and finished by seductively winking at me. FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
whitecollar
Scarborough, United Kingdom
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Anonymous
Havertown, United States
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
upyours
Australia
Leech
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Anonymous
Difficult
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Top comments
mirix 6
Are priests even allow to use that kind of language? o.O
WOW_idc123 0
haha u must really be one
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Comments (57)
AntiChrist7 0
"**** the priest" isn't a nice religious name now, is it?
Okie7123 0
It makes me think of "**** the po-lice" but religious instead.
Rota 0
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You must be a real pussy. First for being religious, and second for wasting the priest's time. YDI
PunxsatownyPhil 0
Fake
perdix 31
Quit bragging to the priest about anal sex.
thesunshotme 0
Win :D
Chelsee_fml 0
Wow. That's sad. Haha stop whining! You don't have to confess everything you have ever done. A few sins won't keep you out of Heaven. I wanna high-five your priest. He sounds pretty cool.
jjcooper 0
get a new church
fafa123_fml 0
preist's penis in my asshole says what?
nadirecur 0
You shouldn't have sinned so much in the first place, ydi.
haj_fml 4
YDI for being a christian.
the_en4sur 0
did he touch you in the no no spot too?