Chelsee_fml

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

I promise

Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML

Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML