Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
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Pleonasm 36
Oh Butters, how you should restrain yourself...
sheethapins 13
At least you didn't ask him if he wanted to do it in the butt, in your butt.
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Comments (109)
eddeeezzyy 19
*awkward silence*
ohSNAPyall 27
Ooooookay.
ScaughtieHolden 11
*shitty comments*
mariah3269 4
Yes thank you for the example
Pleonasm 36
Oh Butters, how you should restrain yourself...
onlychildFTW 34
If OP is 11 then it is understandable that they couldn't.
Pleonasm 36
Damn, 11 year olds are getting jobs and I can't? I can't seem to get a break.
ClassyCommando 13
Kids repeating stupid bullshit they heard? Yep, that could only be this generation, right, 38?
Jonaahhhh 12
This guy and the guy who said that's awesome to the serial killer thing to his boss should be best friends...
LiterOfCola 16
South Park isn't "the media."
trivel64 16
71 - That song was a viral video on Youtube before it was featured on South Park.
LiterOfCola 16
Yes but we were talking about South Park. He replied to a South Park thread. Also, YouTube isn't media either.
imavelociraptor 6
Internet, Tv, magazines... Really anything advertised in any way is the media...
Sumalum 7
Lol Tosh
CharresBarkrey 16
No.
martin_martian7 11
Yes.
Link5794 18
Maybe.
PoseidonsSon 3
Sometimes
TheOnlyX 11
Often.
Lucious306 7
Never
klovemachine 24
Always
angrymexican 8
Only on Tuesday.
slappygecko 21
Occasionally
dudeman1212 22
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER?!
jarrettd 27
Thursdays 7 o clock
Harpy20 24
New label: office freak. Or he may have just found the "third" he and the misses were looking for...
StubbornDonkey 10
You sure this isn't the person that saw his boss at the S & M club?
wdd2 5
Just be glad you didn't say chicken butt, then you would have come across juvenile, instead of merely having interesting taste in music, unless your boss didn't get the blurted reference.
Bright_Lights 14
What, what?
CharresBarkrey 16
29 - "What What (In the Butt)" is a song.
sens3sfailing 25
^*facepalm*
klovemachine 24
searching YouTube...
panda_lou 11
Lmao! You should see my mothers face when I walk by and go "what what?" I just hope your boss has a sense of humor and laughed it off.
Sandsh8rk 36
This is the best FML ever. I just hope your boss shrugged it off.
mahli08 6
Obviously the boss didn't since this is on FML...
Dory123 9
If this is the best FML you've read, then you really haven't been reading for long. But hey, everyone's entitled to their opinions :D
lovelyheadache 16
Lol I totally agree. That video is so funny!
chrissy2 28
Good! Now he thinks you're gay.
zingline89 18
Hmm I don't believe we know the gender of either party involved here...
chrissy2 28
Just an assumption from the conversation.
CharresBarkrey 16
Or now he knows you're a South Park fan.
crduncan 6
It didn't originate on South Park either.
chrissy2 28
It was a YouTube video. A gay guy created the video, went viral, ended up on Tosh.0 and then south park.
chimcharx3 15
Does anybody else wonder what the boss said afterwards?
buckdharma 38
when, when ?
chimcharx3 15
No.
cloud1138 10
Who doesn't, I was disappointed that the story ended before he told us what his boss ( possibly ex-boss) said in response
SystemofaBlink41 27
51- whoa! That goes a long way back?
octopussperm125 18
Lets do it in the butt, okay
sheethapins 13
At least you didn't ask him if he wanted to do it in the butt, in your butt.
DoWT 11
I read that in Stewie's voice thanks to your profile picture