Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
You deserved that for calling a priest lame.
HopelesslyHpfl 0
you don't mess with God's followers Haha
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Comments (199)
alex_vik 1
You deserved that for calling a priest lame.
toothache 0
karmas a bitch isn't it
mkylem 0
First of all, you don't deserve that. Secondly, the only reason that the majority of people say that you deserved that is because they don't realize how much BS religion is. Every single one.
HammerBro 5
So, so true.
skullbashd 3
thank you 139
LolAtYourFail 12
agreed 139
nirvanafan980 0
139, declaring you have no god simply states that you worship only yourself.
dustandashes 0
she called someone lame and broke her ankle. that's hilarious. totally deserved that. doesn't matter if it was a priest or a hobo, still deserved it. but that was some funny coincidence.
moolatte 0
and your problem with that is... I trust myself more than I trust a faceless magical man in the clouds who thinks he's too special for anyone to see.
disleswife 1
like!
brightnite 0
People who bash religion are just as ignorant and intolerant as the religious fanatics. Coexist people.
ScaughtieHolden 11
156, So... Lame = a broken ankle. If you tell someone to go f*ck themselves, does that result in something more severe? Your logic is almost nonexistent.
the_enigma1019 1
Preists don't teach karma.
HellRaiser12321 9
Agreed 139
Mr_Krabs 5
154- Or, get this: It means you dont worship anything.
Pinkraincoat 18
You don't have to worship anyone!
pancakesrock 7
I said both because he shouldn't be calling people lame. But i don't believe in it either
ethan_unoxx 29
#133 yes it is
HopelesslyHpfl 0
you don't mess with God's followers Haha
krazygirl100 9
ya or he will smite u
UsernameIsUsed 9
Definition of lame: ''disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible.'' Whether you vote coincidence or providence, you have to agree that this is deliciously ironic.
pedobear123 0
haha
Person58 17
Thou hast been smitten!
nativebacon 0
Hahahahaha....... that's too funny
tookietookie123 5
O RLY?
zombiegold 23
YOU DON'T SAY?
AlmostThere_fml 0
ROFL
greedy_dead_soul 0
Lmfao
jarofarts 0
bwahahahahhhaahaha!!!! oh man i wish i could have seen that.
liveitlearnit 0
i assume it was said jokingly, if he joked back?
bethinabox 0
hahaha, wow, that sucks. that's something that would happen to me.
Megbo 0
lmao karma's a bitch.
RHK_fml 0
HAH! Instant Karma. I lol'd.