Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for starting to give him oral sex because I wasn't paying attention to the Marvel movie he was showing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I went on a date. I'm a big Disney fan, so naturally the topic came up. He said, "The only Disney movie I didn't really like was Pocahontas." I have a Pocahontas tattoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend was finally in the mood, when all of a sudden I start hearing loud demands for Elmo. By the time I got the movie started for my son, my girlfriend was completely asleep, in her négligée. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
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def10nes 0
Your life doesn't suck. You have someone that wants to watch a fun, charming movie with you. Appreciate your lady ... you have one. The meaning of life isn't sex.
LiishaNiinahx 0
disney movies are amazing ;D <3
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Comments (138)
sammiewashere 0
hahhaa awwhh that sucks
supasxcprincess 0
no that's what he gets for dating a 5 year old...the princess & frog, come on
Astroman129 7
Come on 22... you're never too old for a Disney movie.
sammiewashere 0
ur never too old for a good Disney movie! come on
jakeisawake 3
Aye, whoa whoa whoa. Toy Story 3 can hardly be compared to a princess movie. It's freaking Toy Story 3. That's like THE bamf disney movie.
supasxcprincess 0
yeah but there's a big difference between toy story & the princess & frog + she'd rather watch it then be with her boyfriend ...
marinus_fml 20
I feel left out having never watched toy story 3 or princess and the frog :( Lion king on the other hand is God of the Disney movies.
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Toy Story 3 was an epic movie. screw you all to those who hate it.
jakeisawake 3
#41 .... You have to rent Toy Story 3; better yet, buy the bitch.
jazzy514 7
there's a first for everything
sweettriumph 0
trueee
generalasskicker 12
Disney movies ftw
hannah1203 2
Disney ftw
marinus_fml 20
Truly whipped if you have to cook dinner, and get ****-blocked by a Disney movie :)
pwincessa23 1
78, I don't get ur pic. it's a wiennie & ketchup... what's wrong with that!!!
Passant_fml 3
then don't ask and stay pure.
ICabooseI 0
82 cooking kicks ass bro
OrginalOwen 0
1st Cooking chicks breakfest after keeps em coming back. 2nd you haven't been truly cockblocked untill a pixar movie sepeeates you from pussy.
Tanya101 4
agreeed
GreatGeak 8
lol 98, do you really not see it? it's sad, because I do. rofl!
907PRincess 0
that's fckn lame .
tanner11111 0
Disney has that affect on people
NiceGuyz 0
I think it is the OP who is '******* lame'. ^NiceGuyz^
agentx52 13
Nah, I say he deserves it. No girl is that childish. She probably wanted to have sex, but you're too gullible to push past it.
FML858 0
ydi for sucking in bed.
Zya_fml 8
I guess it did :(. R.I.P cute puppy D:
EpicPear 0
I don't know how I misread 33's post wrong. I read the two P's in puppy as S's
XelaKJK 0
103, u read it as suspy?
EpicPear 0
No the 2nd and 3rd p's
yewzd 0
Pussy?
ZeeBest86 6
lmao @116! true win!!
LiishaNiinahx 0
disney movies are amazing ;D <3
Zabrielle 0
indeed they are! =D
sara117 0
agreed!
xxxbooxxx 16
yass! <3
FMLandurstoo 9
she thinks walt disneys better in bed
mathew17986g 2
ha ha ha hey well watch the movie theeeen you guys can get it on XD
AmazonGurrl 0
Just wait till after the movie. Nothing gets you in the mood like a good Disney movie haha
mrbeastmode 0
lawlz
ICabooseI 0
what kind of Disney movies have YOU been watching girl!?
def10nes 0
Your life doesn't suck. You have someone that wants to watch a fun, charming movie with you. Appreciate your lady ... you have one. The meaning of life isn't sex.
timskiii 0
What?!
demarcusT 0
lol good one, 9. almost had me there
blaze_1492 0
Get the **** out!!! Did you copy that from wisdom.com!?
mka143 0
amen.
kristen1823 0
I agree, 100%. At least some people still have some class!
Wizardroxx 3
YOUR TIME WILL COME... How many ****** times do I have to post it -.-
totono 0
safety hazard