Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
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Top comments
ekimen 22
A dad isn't doing his job correctly if his kid isn't embarrassed at all times when in public together
andrmac 25
It's one thing to be embarrassing but creepy is too far FYL
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Comments (33)
ekimen 22
A dad isn't doing his job correctly if his kid isn't embarrassed at all times when in public together
moocowmilk0 19
best kind of dad
im_a_squid 25
That's more like FHL.. That must've been awkward for the teacher.. I would definitely apologize profusely to her and explain the situation.. Then never bring him to another parent-teacher conference.. Good luck with that one OP!
SleepyPharma 21
I hope your teacher kicked his ass.
Blake77_fml 19
Because my teachers kick my dads ass all the time
andrmac 25
It's one thing to be embarrassing but creepy is too far FYL
Waxwell 21
Is your dad 16
may14th 26
He does realize that this is the person who grades you, right?
Tomryan279 10
Tell your teacher he your step father so you don't have his genes
trellz17 19
It may seem lame now but later you'll look back on this and finally see how awesome your dad was.
mezochan 29
I, honestly, feel bad for the teacher.
naiveprophet 15
No, the commas do not work. Honestly is an adverb, and you do not separate an adverb with commas. I ran, really, fast. If you move it to the front of the sentence, you can separate it with a comma: Honestly, I feel bad for the teacher. This has been your grammar lesson for the day.