Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my phone received a text which rarely happens. While getting my phone, I stubbed my toe, just to see a message from a telemarketer. Now my toe hurts and I didn’t even want what they were selling. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
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Top comments
Betz 10
Forever alone
The_Hitdude 12
If only you could post a decent first comment...but sometimes we can't always get what we want!
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Comments (77)
amsalwajih 0
If only I could post memes on here...
The_Hitdude 12
If only you could post a decent first comment...but sometimes we can't always get what we want!
False_Stupidity 42
What's stopping you?.. meme away!
xxblmpknxx 10
While I too enjoy Taylor Swifting as much as the next guy, I fail to see how it's relevant here....
curryisforGs 2
Go ahead, there are illustrated FMLs here, it would make a decent Forever Alone Meme.
Idonebeenhad 17
Forever alone.
deviable 9
There are already a thousand forever alone memes based on getting a text and thinking its someone who wants to talk to you, only to find out that it's a notification or advertisement of some kind.
ilovedinosawers 17
Y U NO HAS LIFE #1?
Ruffclue 9
wow you get excited pretty quickly
detroitsucks247 3
Meanwhile in New Zealand
tinydanzr 6
You must not get out much.
Airman1988 9
He is a 1 man wolfpack.
Cad6 24
#28 - The ****?
Airman1988 9
Apparently no one has seen the Hangover..
niadanac1 3
Loser.
domking1315 20
Jackass
CryMoreFMLs 15
5 - Hypocrite. You're on FML too.
domking1315 20
He didnt say anything about FML
Betz 10
Forever alone
The_Hitdude 12
C' mon OP, I'm sure you have some friends at least! *long, painfully awkward silence* No? Okay then. FYL.
bmwguy01 8
this is what Op should do, sign her number up for sweepstakes and online junk and they could atleast have something contacting them but that does suck for Op sorry :(
muis545 21
You just got to a new low of forever alone, sorry to say :/
DreamForMe 0
Lonerrrrrrrr
midnight165 5
Forever alone
emmagillespie24 11
Did she go home right after?
funnynesh 10
Wrong FML…
Nightwing98 22
Wooooooooow