Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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Top comments
StickyPickles 33
Now that's love.
Cassandra2015 21
your a dedicated spooner .
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Comments (115)
martin8337 36
And the problem is. .....?
jriley4u 17
Just imagine how long she had been holding them in before she fell asleep.
rockwrench 18
I know it's hard to believe but girls fart too.
opps3552 9
Happens to me all the time that's called love bro
sundaize 7
And they say that chivalry is dead
t_helgy14 11
Gross
TheBun118 8
Thats the best part! She's just keeping your crotch warm and toasty.
ScottLucky 18
Just remember to make the big spoon next taco night
ThatAmericanDude 10
She's Hispanic so we eat a lot of beans :) It was just little toots so it was more cute than gross. She got embarrassed when I told her, I wonder what'll happen when I show her this..
ninjaa_kitteh 7
so?