Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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Top comments
StickyPickles 33
Now that's love.
Cassandra2015 21
your a dedicated spooner .
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Comments (115)
cari_cat 19
To be fair to her she probably holds in so much when she's awake around you!
YFOS_fml 17
well you didn't move!
missclm 1
YDI cause you make her feel like she has to hold them in around you.
clairesucks 37
Oh well, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
YourAdopted69 2
love is in the air, oh wait never mind it's just farts
themeraiser 0
Le lol
coolkidmcgoo 14
I had to jump on and comment and say hey to someone else from Idaho
AssassinD3 19
And people say romance is dead.
Freelman 7
Ahh the feel of love and the smell of methane. Both inseparable
zenrael 21
Many presents for when she forgets she is in your presence.