Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
woah_dang_baby_fml 0
WOAH. how old are you exactly?
Htownmichigan 0
Ummmm ewwww
dpjbbm 1
most women 'hook up' with older men because females mature faster than men (not sexist, just facts) they usually want someone at the same maturity level as them.
ifreakingsparkle 0
i can believe it. my mom is 34. my step father is 25. and i am 18. teen pregnancies dumb *****. an honestly sometimes teen pregnancies are better. if the mom keeps her kid. they usually are closer because theyre closer in age. the mom understands her kid so much more than some 40 year old hag with a 12 year old kid.
plexico 4
I love all the arm-waving with the math and such, but what it comes down to is this: If he ****** you well, who cares?
AshleyRose784 0
keepin it classy...way to go
razzlemyfrazzle 0
oh. sexy! maybe think about whose crotch youre grabbing next time?
lifesuxazz 0
Oh well my step daughter is a year older than me and 2 of her kids are older than mine, it doesn't make any difference as long as you are happy.... we have been together for 10 yrs and he is almost 20 years older than me
cerebellum_fml 0
skilled sperman. armed with a shotgun, the answer to world fertility.
Vaetrus 0
When you mentioned he had a kid, I thought you still had a chance of being somewhat young. But the daughter having a daughter means he's very old. So I'm hoping you are pretty old yourself. Ex. He's 50 with a 30 daughter and 10 grandkid. So you could be 31. Nothing wrong with that. It would be weird if you were say... 20 and he was 50. But not completely unnatural. The only thing I really want to know is... is his grandkid also his biological child? Then...
adelaide_evening 0
The grandchild could be one month old, no one said it was old.