Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
zOMGitsdc 0
Please say you're 18 and he's like 60. Just so I can laugh in your face.
Pandaroo 0
There's a good chance he's someone who had kids early..and considering how it seems like she's surprised by the fact he has a grandchild, he might be say...35, and had a child when he was say..17? and then his child followed in his footsteps and had a kid at 18. so if the op is around 20, the guy's only like 15-20 years olders based on purely speculation of course. and in this time and age, an age gap like that isn't totally surprising. i know/heard of many teenage pregnancies *shrugs*
Exhumed 0
how did something that is so obviously fake get accepted?
restlesslady 0
i believe it bc i was in a very similar situation. i'm 22, was seeing a 36 year old man with a 20 year old daughter who had a two year old. i had to end it bc it was too weird and my dad (who is 51) woulda killed him if he knew!
adelaide_evening 0
I thought I was the only one who did something like this. This FML makes me feel a lot better, lol. Except my secret older guy doesn't have any kids....that I know of. And, yeah, I'm definitely not telling my dad (or hardly anyone for that matter).
bobobedobo 0
How exactly did you "realize" this. Wouldn't you find out?
flyboy57 0
you didn't notice his old balls? YDI
plexico 4
They'd smell like dust and Ben-Gay, or so I've heard.
rayrayy_fml 0
LOL, Oh Plexico, you're just great.
xDEEEEEEEEEEE 0
Gross. YDI for dating 60 year olds! :P
Clioo_fml 17
The ignorance of your comment...I can't even begin to explain how ignorant it is.
nofyourlife 0
why do people think this is fake? i know someone who is 25 and dating a 52 year old. i also know someone who was 20, who dated a 45 year old with a 15 year old daughter. it happens. oh, and LOLOLOL #22.
adelaide_evening 0
He doesn't have to be that old. If she's around twenty and he's around forty, he could very well have had a child young who would be about a year older than her and had a child of her own. I don't think this is fake at all, but, uh, maybe that's because I'm 19 and I'm currently hooking up with someone who's 37 ;) I really hope this doesn't end up happening to me. Since the OP said that she's only hooking up with him, I doubt she's really super interested in him, she probably just feels a little weird for hooking up with a young grandpa. There's someone at my work who is 57 and a great-grandpa.
Mikuo 0
Yeh. But Both daughter AND granddaughter? Seems unlikely.
lrb081 0
I would be more inclined to believe this if the OP mentioned her age. For not, I'm inclined to call BS.