Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
Teekayahr 0
And? You're just a horrible agist.
dreams_vs_realit 0
I don't think I'm that stupid since I graduated High School within 3 years instead of 4. If that's all the time you have to sit here and see other peoples mistakes then you need to get a new hobby.
cutiepiex3 0
hahaha. I wonder how old you are then...
dreams_vs_realit 0
I'm assuming you're referring to me. I will be 19 in January. I graduated at 17. With honors.
x_BOOMbox 0
@ #47 Damn. Marrying a 36 year old when your 16? I mean, as long as your happy, but wow. That must have been weird for his daughter who's your age. You could have been like her classmate. Love is crazy, i guess. Good luck. :)
dreams_vs_realit 0
Actually, he was my boss. And his daughter and I became best friends. And he asked her how she felt and she said that nothing would be better than her 2 best friends being together. She's still supportive till this day.
itissoyourfault 0
Whoa I seriosuly need more details here. Assuming the worst, he was 15 when he had a daughter, and she was 13 when she had her child. That would put him around 30 AT LEAST, I think. Semi-possible, but I want to know more...
22jrdn55 15
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
IfyL 0
I call it fake because you can definately tell if a man is that much older. I myself am dating a man 21 years older and has one son 4 yrs old than me and 1 son 1 year younger than me. His grandkids are around my kids age and he is a wonderful man who wants to take care of me and my kids. Age aint nothing but a number.
zander09 0
Agreed/
dreams_vs_realit 0
She never said she never realized how old he was. Just she never realized he had a daughter her age.
jessxoxo28 5
lmao! u hooked about with a grandpa, ewwww
Lonely_Lez 0
Does this remind anyone else of Monica and Richard from Friends?
markwu12 0
yes! first thing that popped into my mind
urbanlover 3
i agree there are def not enough details. if the OP is older, then it could be possible I guess. But if she's younger...how could you not tell?!?! whatever. love is love. in a sick sort of way.