Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
Brinty 4
You, my dear lady, should have noted that the guy was old enough to be your dad and proceeded to NOT DATE HIM.
CinnamonGrl 0
Maybe if you told us your age and the age of the man, this FML would have more of an impact. But as it stands, I just really don't care.
sam_stalker 0
someone do the math on how old this lady would gave to be for this to be possible
Jonathan33 0
"I keep gettin older and the girls keep gettin younger...yes they do, yes they do." - Brian from family guy
ladiesman14 0
man jonathan 33 im glad were guys.
shouldaknown 0
THAN. 'younger THAN'. not 'then'.
katherinebby17 28
how do you not realize that he's that much older thats crazy
outlast 0
YDI fir not realizing the guy you were 'hooking up with' was old enough to be your dad, honestly how dumb are he couldn't of looked that young
yisrab 0
Sigh. What happened to society the way it used to be :/
gumbii9 0
HAHAHA thats gross your fault for going for older ppl