Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
allmidnighteyes 11
Ummm, what's the male version of a cougar?
hottopicthief 0
GILF!!!!!
aback 5
Grandpafucker.
cheetahboo2010 5
Ewh, that's nasty. But how did you NOT know he was that much older than you?
Witchcraft_fml 5
YDI for slipping him Viagra.
fxdxhk90 0
So? He's living the American dream, don't ruin it for him.
DrunkenValor 0
This is nothing. I'm with a married woman who is... 30 and has three kids.
cmac86 24
u must really be a cougar.
allmidnighteyes 11
..... You're a ******* moron.
Witchcraft_fml 5
The Eyes has it. Yes, you are indeed a moron.
dreams_vs_realit 0
I know a lot of people think this is gross but it's not uncommon. I'm almost 19 and married to a 38 year old man. He has a 18 year old daughter and a 16 year old daughter. The 18 year old has a daughter that is 3 months older than our 8 month old daughter. And she is pregnant again. So to clear this up, I'm married to someone who has 2 daughters from a previous marriage as well as a daughter with me. 1 of the other daughters has 1 child and one on the way. BTW, I've been married to him for 2 years now. Yes, 16. Yes, where I'm from it is legal, and yes my mother consented to it. Why? because he is a great man. Age is just a number. And if you love someone all the other stuff doesn't matter. He teaches me new things everyday from his "time" and I teach him new things about my "time". This kind of situation happens all the time. You've never seen a younger woman with an older man walking down the street? No one has ever judged us. Well, a few people but everyone has their own opinions.
DrunkenValor 0
WOW THAT IS WEIRD.
adelaide_evening 0
Here, here! Couldn't have said it better myself.
allmidnighteyes 11
....His daughter is 18 and already is having second kid? What the ****? Seriously... What the ****? I... I don't even know. Your display name coincides well with your story though.
adelaide_evening 0
My comment was to the actual post too, not the idiot who decided to comment on it before me. It may be weird to him, but that's just because he's close minded, ignorant, and judgmental. If you don't mind me asking, where are you from?
Witchcraft_fml 5
Has the eighteen-year-old ever heard of a little something called "birth control"?
dreams_vs_realit 0
North Carolina. Legal age of consent is 16.
DrunkenValor 0
54 is a cradle snatcher too, lock up your daughters. Lulz!
adelaide_evening 0
Yeah, um, I'm a straight female, so I won't be snatching any daughters out of their cradle....
null_fml 11
Not even to sell? I hear they fetch a lot of dough.
DrunkenValor 0
You can get them free in china.
null_fml 11
True, but don't the shipping charges add up quite a bit?
xAy3x 0
So does everyone who agrees that it's ok to boomfoogle old men believe in insest as well cause in my opinion it's almost as bad the dude could have been dating your mom at the time you were born and been sitting there watching going damn I wanna get hitched with that baby one day it's sick
SweetTea90 0
Ummm Yeah wow...... that's weird. Well I dated a guy that was 21 and I was 16. Then not too long ago dated a guy who was 29 and Im turning 19. Also dated two guy a year younger than me. One was 15 and I was 16 and lost it to him and then other was 16 and I was 17 and he lost his v-card to me.
lo1337a 1
She is not a year younger *then* you, she is a year younger THAN you. YDI for not paying more attention in school.