Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
SweetTea90 0
Wow. Well, I just got out of a dating thing with a 29 year old and I'm 18 turning 19. BAD IDEA!
Vagrarian 2
WTF? How is this an FML? You're having sex with an older man and it never occurs to you that he could have a child? And all of the sudden you're freaked out because he's a grandfather? Sheesh, get over yourself, idiot.
mercedeslove 0
Wow that family is trashy
Pops56 0
I'm 52, my girlfriend is 27, my son/dau-in-law are 25, my grand daughter is 2. The math's pretty easy. By the way, I'm not the guy she's talking about.
cani_fml 0
I can understand being creeped out thinking someone shouldn't date someone that's the same age as his daughter.. but the only reason you mind is cos he's "a dad/grandpa"??!?!?! you must be such a shallow bitch
cacarguy 0
Good for him! I love young because they do what they are told, use them and kick them out. maybe you should work on your daddy issues... ******* an old guy is not going to help bring back your daddy...
null_fml 11
I agree with MercyFML, you gotta BELIEVE it can happen!
DrCoolSanta 0
You probably found a grandfather who still looks young enough for you to not notice it. And he is probably handsome enough for you to be attracted to him. What's there to complain about?
Igor_g5 0
There's an awful lot of morons posting comments on here. I'm a grandpa and I don't smell like dust and Ben-Gay and my balls aren't all shrived up and I have a whole head of long natural brown hair. and I've never used Viagra once. of course I've had to slow down to 6 to 8 times a week. I made love to my GF for about 2 hours last nite. and when I got up at 4:30 am to go to work I ****** her again. I've had over 40 years of experience and practice perfecting how to make a pussy feel good. So you women that are going "Ew" or "gross", you should have it so good.
Igor_g5 0
Guess you've got a valid point there. They hear grandpa and they think of some decaying geriatric case. I'm not even 60. got a ways to go. Not all grandpas are worn out old men.
McFroger3 0
GILF?