Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
alexrockclimber 0
this is sorta the same , i was an uncle when i was 5 and my brother when he was 3 the baby was nearly as old as him
Igor_g5 0
Anyway, if it was good before you found out, why is this such a problem?
unruly1 1
I'll be 40 before the end of the year and I'm hooking up with a 24 year old.. I'm no grandpa but I don't think it's bad...
Roseyro 0
GILF...?
Ray_of_midnight 23
If you're both enjoying the relationship and he didn't actually lie to you about his age, how is this a FML?
ariean 0
why is this an fml?? he's clearly a lot older than the OP.. so unless he lied to her that he didnt have any kids..then im not saying its safe to assume that he has - but rather that there's a strong possibility that he does have kids. its not uncommon for relationship with large age gaps, but YDI for not asking or getting this clarified if it clearly bothers you.
Brak_Spaceman 19
YOU HAVE AIDS
FoundManyLemons 0
What's the problem? He was good enough to **** before, right? You're not being judgmental now are you?
xoSESxo65 0
wow ummm how olds the guy?!?! cuz hes got to be at least 17 years older than you... DAMN!!
klio_fml 0
AGEIST