Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
Passerbye 0
So what? If you like the guy, what does it matter? Are you really so shallow? If so then I feel sorry for him, not you.
TLTanker182 0
You're just a stupid bitch for dating someone that much older than you
just_fine_thanks 0
ooh, thats awkward. but i'm sure that if you really really were meant to be together, you wouldn't have cared anyway. its neither of your faults, you two just aren't right for each other.
SiLvEr_070 5
LOL, at least u didn't marry him!
Ryanrocket 0
it says HOOK UP why do you dumasses assume she's in a relationship. some people .. so frustrating.
Bear_Flu 0
Imagine the other side of this story... Today, my dad hooked up with a girl a year older than i am...fml
dsegui4 0
whoa how old is he to be a grandfather and how old r u to be hooking up with him????
greendaygirl112 0
if he isnt that old the daughter could gas the kid at 16 for all u noe so stop freaking out
YourSweetie 0
now that is hot lol
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Don't you get any background on the people you're hooking up with??