Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
moonmask 0
lol "Who's your (grand)daddy?"
sarcasticsmoothi 0
have you learned nothing from the 40 year old virgin? grandparents can be hot
stk91 0
so your still gettin ****** thats all that matters
DameGreyWulf 1
I would say "so" but then if the daughter is only a year younger, that's rather creepy of the father. Unless you're a dude, then it's not quite as much... still, the guy's robbin' the cradle.
sweatteaforme001 0
This is funny in a sitcom kind of way, but not really a big deal. If you're "hooking up" as opposed to "dating seriously for a number of years," its normal to unearth big (if unnerving) discoveries about them. And if you really like the guy and/or he's really good in bed, who cares if he's a grandpa? Maybe there's a string of teen pregnancies in his family (I hope you're being careful with this guy!). As it has been pointed out, 30 something grandparents aren't unheard of. Just as long as your next major discovery isn't herpes!
night__shade 0
eh. i had an affair with my friend's father...i was 18, he was 48. no big deal.
blueem2 0
YDI for being a ***** and hooking up with a random person you don't even know.
AndelleRae 9
So ******* what? You were obviously enjoying yourself with him before this information came to light. Why would this change it? Unless he lied to you about his age, in which case carry on.
toink 0
Next step: necrophylia! :D
Intoxicunt 6
You win, good sir. :]
ladiesman14 0
what is the age of consent ? thats just for girls right ? and even if you consent your parents could still press charges right ? i date older girls all the time. i think im stoned.
suaveneanderthal 0
lol i like to keep away from the shady gray area of thinking im stoned. i prefer to know damn well i am.