Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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Top comments
brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
effarve 2
age is just a number... but your story plus the term "hook up" makes you sound like a *****.
littlerena67 2
he can b like 37 lol n she can be 18 ppl *** young he probably had his daughter at an early age
lullaby_baby 0
Omg I just laughed my as off...
MissAmz 7
It doesn't matter. Anyone who has biological/adopted/step etc kids might become grandparents one day if their kids decide to have kids. It's a natural part of life. Obviously this guy is a spunky older guy.. Good on you. ;)
TurkeySlab 9
Modern family!
Bacontree 14
You deserve it for hooking up with a man old enough to be your father.
landmaneric 8
Than*
stephissilly 18
she could be 18. the daughter 17. the grand child 1. the grandpa 33. it's plenty believable.
Roxas224 9
You deserved it for not knowing the difference between "then" and "than"
endurancefan212 21
How about getting to know someone before you hook up with them?