Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I had a softball tournament which also landed on my birthday. My dad had to leave town for work, so he left me a card on my night stand. Instead of a happy birthday, all it said was 'Don't mess up the game for everyone'. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
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FATSQUIRELL69 0
lmfao hahah your dad is funny, hes just probably joking around, most parents do that
breenntt 0
lmao. this made my day.
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Comments (134)
mahimalil 0
poor u must suck
sam_08_fml 0
Truth hurts OP but that's life for ya. Get over it!!!
gabdogg 0
haha
Britney_0 0
lol funny dad fyl
sloppyflow 1
op dad is the coolest dude I ever heard
st0815 9
Well, it was definitely a sucky gift. No thought at all what his dad might like, no money and no effort spent, and to top it of the implication that his dad makes many big mistakes. Who wouldn't love a gift like that? OP: rather than whining about this on FML - spend some thought on a proper gift to make it up to your dad.
stephanie0613 0
Ummm does anybody know how to take a joke now a days? Ughhh.
yucayucatan 0
are you kidding? his dad is AWESOME !
Person000 0
so you wanted him to take a joke, but when he did the exact same thing you, you go crying on fml about it?
mahimalil 0
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FATSQUIRELL69 0
lmfao hahah your dad is funny, hes just probably joking around, most parents do that
Mesocoollike 8
And if he's not?
iGreen_Day 0
OP, you walked right in to that one. ydi for not seeing it coming
LosAngelesSon 8
damn op get a sense of humor and move on!
SteamySecrets 0
lol..that's hilarious. You got owned and disowned
SummerGirl331 0
my sister has one of those and I did the same too her, but I was joking, and she knew I was. it was really funny though. haha and op don't worry about it :)
breenntt 0
lmao. this made my day.
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
Ouch.
Perversive 0
Chelsea Grin :D.
anorexicbarbie 8
Or a Glasgow smile. :)
Anextase 0
51- the bands name is Chelsea Grin. :)
freaky592 2
personally I think she kinda deserves it for being such a cheapo and buying her dad a gift from the dollar store.... yes, Thad where you buy them.
baltomushishi 0
haha thats actually kinda funny . i bet he was just giving u a hard time
TheSofaKing 7
I guess that YOU are the big mistake. Pop got you good.
dwold91 3
Thanks for that.. None of us would understand this FML without this comment.
shaunosullivan11 0
lol, OP, he was probably just joking around... don't take it to heart.. and if he wasn't... don't be sad, you too can make a mistake of your own one day
mintcar 10
Holy shit. Your dad is full of win.
rawrcookiemonste 5
hahaha aww, he was probs jokingg
lgs25 0
I don't think he was
lgs25 0
I don't think he was
eternalsunlight 5
Lol. You really should have expected it though.