Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, my nana tried to drown my pet rat because it's white with red eyes, and red eyes mean it’s Satan in disguise, and yet my mom still refuses to admit she needs to be in a nursing home. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I celebrated my 30th birthday by accidentally knocking my fiancée’s tooth out with her glass as she tried to a sip. FML
Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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jenni305 0
Wow, our grandmas should party together ! My grandma got so drunk, she ran around the block naked .
iondadola 0
Gotta love that Nana!
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Comments (104)
2kool4skoolyo 0
did she succeed
dudeitsdanny 10
No. That's the FML. OP wanted wine-dipped dentures. Anyonr else amueed by the fact that her name, "Cat", is next to "(woman)"? Catwoman? No? Hm.
dudeitsdanny 10
My comment disappeared =( And now it's back. Fml.
dont_stop_believ 0
Haha, cat woman 17 that IS amusing lol
tribalboy815 0
its an fml of couse she succeeded
unmadebed 0
freaking awesome grandmother!I wish mine was like that.
ryansims 0
youre nana is hilairious lol
foshizzle33 0
yes
JGood09 0
Wasted grandma FTW
allyrox 0
what an awesome Nana!
teresa_009 0
and why is your life ******? just think, at least she's having a good time! if i was you I'd go and join in the party!
mustardcat 1
wow nana must have a dirty mouth she didn't care how dirty her dentures were lol
Roflmaaark 0
LOL I'm getting the RSPCA onto your grandma for animal abuse.
jplumbob 4
40. that pic rocks.
jplumbob 4
I completely agree with 66.
SarinaBoBina 0
heyyy it's my birthday too :)
Lexiegirlxx 4
lmao op i want ur grandma xp dont take it for granted
FunkyMonk174 0
hahaha! your grandma got KRUNK!!
FarSide 23
Just slap the old bitch. It's not like is going to remember it.
kittykataclysm 0
haha that's soo gonna be me! :D living it up even when times trying to stop me
EllOfficial 6
well she sure knows how to party hardy haha !
rawritsmary 0
your nana is actually a G-ma! hahhahah :3
babysayslove 0
je desume kree ju tem??
zwreck 1
damn Teresa, so positive lol. gotta give props
bricksta_op 0
dentures for everyone!
kenny696 0
I stopped reading after Nana.
Pancakes91 0
first
clema1992 0
1st?
lildevilpiggy 12
dam how old is she?
FMLandurstoo 9
and how is this an fml?
lionandthelamb61 9
hahaha, u should f@#% her on her plastic covered couch
rainbowhobos 4
that granny sounds pretty epic. :D
iondadola 0
Gotta love that Nana!
ryansims 0
you are a sick ******
teresa_009 0
get yourself sorted out.
lionandthelamb61 9
godddd, does anyone understand humor any more? 40 year old virgin? anyone? no? you two are lame.
jenni305 0
Wow, our grandmas should party together ! My grandma got so drunk, she ran around the block naked .
Samantha_baby 0
heck, I'd party with your grandma! woot woot!
pimparmenian69 0
dear mother of god she must be having a great time!
Arcran5 0
Grannies gone wild
Donandino 0
haha Grandmas Gone Wild!
ipwnallmen 10
who wants to see old chesse boobs dangling. lookin like when you cut off a slice of extra cheese. mmm mozerlla sticks.
fakeaccountX 6
18 that is terrible
ipwnallmen 10
no, chiquito, its WIN!! mmm pizza cheesey boobs :)