Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, my nana tried to drown my pet rat because it's white with red eyes, and red eyes mean it’s Satan in disguise, and yet my mom still refuses to admit she needs to be in a nursing home. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I celebrated my 30th birthday by accidentally knocking my fiancée’s tooth out with her glass as she tried to a sip. FML
Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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jenni305 0
Wow, our grandmas should party together ! My grandma got so drunk, she ran around the block naked .
iondadola 0
Gotta love that Nana!
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Comments (104)
dancerhottie 0
eww that's disgusting!
Yazzyy 0
Grandmas need to have fun too haha
ipwnallmen 10
did she blow her prunes? dang, old people are crazy. but I guess they live by hey im almost dead, so if it feels good, why not?
habeeboburky94 0
hahahaha just cause she's old doesn't mean she doesn't need fun hahahahahhaa I'm sorry this just cracks me up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. I pictured like a 99 year old woman with white curly close cropped hair wearing a pink house dress HAHAHAHA :P
LeeIsAwesome 0
Sounds like she knows how to have a good time.
letmeinplease 0
Yeah. It should read 'Today, my gran was enjoying the autumn years on her life rather than being abandoned in a home. I hope I have as much fun. MLIA.
DontHate31 0
Lol #10 that puts a NaSTy picture in my head.
Eyeliner_fml 0
me in the future xD jk
tigerlilypop 7
atleast she had a laugh? :) sorry op, that sucks.
aback 5
Sounds like it's time for her birthday spanking.
Moshpoint0 0
Least she wasn't in her birthday suit.