Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United States
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML
lordoftheweird
Get ready to ruuuuumble!
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Username
United States
As a treat
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
NOT THE KITTY
United States
It was bound to happen
Today, and for the past week, my grandma has been talking about her oldest cat not living much longer. This morning, my mom called, and I could instantly tell by the inflection of her voice what had happened. I immediately, correctly, assumed that he had died… and then I got yelled at for being "pessimistic." FML
Anonymous
Germany
Preservation
Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML
kittydead
Canada
Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML
whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
HatedGrandson
United States
Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
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xMooMoox 0
I agree with # 1 and 7. Today I was ran over by a crazy old grandma driving a dinner table FML
k_tumble 0
Why does your Grandmother being a shit driver mean your life is ******? This isn't an FML...
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Comments (51)
Deano_ed_69 0
nice one you just killed it :S
k_tumble 0
Why does your Grandmother being a shit driver mean your life is ******? This isn't an FML...
Jbiebs82 0
This means, when they were eating dinner, he grandma told her of once when she backed over a cat. just making it clear
jazzmin1997 16
The rules say not to complain about whether a FML is a FML or not.
Amanda_Ruth 0
Oh. Poor kitty!
Water_fml 0
Wow, what a way to ruin dinner.
diskincluded 0
F Kitty's Life.
GLaDOS8899 14
It's dead, it doesn't have a life.
xMooMoox 0
I agree with # 1 and 7. Today I was ran over by a crazy old grandma driving a dinner table FML
Mauskau 36
omg rofl you've made me laugh so hard i love you
xAllygator 1
Lmfao.
Tektite 14
LMAO
Boomi 39
May that cat Rest In Piece.
Ange_fml 0
That's not even that bad? Now if it was YOUR cat. Or if she tried to cook it or something.. yeah. ew. lol
chrisbeaudoin 26
An animal is an animal wether it was op's or not that's quite sad
snoopy24_fml 0
was it yours or a close friend's? because THAT'S what would make this be an fml...
craZlife 0
unless your grandma lives in an RV, that sounds difficult. perhaps you meant, "Today, while at the dinner table, my grandma told me she backed over a cat. FML" i'm not trying to be a grammar nazi. i only bother because it actually significantly changes the meaning of the sentence. was it your cat? sucks for the cat and the owner...shouldn't fyl too badly
zachherbert 10
Also, grandma could be in a wheelchair and she backed into a cat
Amkii 0
lol @ #1. I was thinking the same thing!