Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
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jefeesdios 0
At least she didn't break her hip.
Malinkrot 3
Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something
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Comments (119)
jefeesdios 0
At least she didn't break her hip.
nam3 0
tell her to come dance on me
Kurokawa_fml 0
at least your gradmother is alive, mental degredation free and cares about you you ******* asshole. You derserve the next 10 years of your life taking care of a person who has no ******* clue who you are or what it means to be alive. ******* asshole. Get your head out of your ass. What the **** do you think you'll be doing when your old?
magarkatherine 1
haha thats funny as hell
Malinkrot 3
Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something
crazytoaster 2
Everybody knows it's videogames that cause high school shootings, not websites. He'll be doing it wrong.
hockeychic156 0
this belongs on MLIA dude not FML. learn the difference
baybe143 0
First
Tigg3r 3
I think that would've haunted me for the rest of my life...
eeeeeeeeeee 0
0 YDIs...that's the first time I've ever seen that, even for new ones.
KamilleBlack 3
Thats either really funny, so u should have video taped it. Or really embarrassing so leave the room.
mae18_fml 0
this isnt a **** my life, this is my life is amazzzing ! haha hilarious
Caayouteepie 0
LOL did she show you her granny panties?
TrollTrollTroll 0
join her and all your dreams will come true
LetsGoSox 0
Haha your grandma sounds like she knows how to have a fun time. Get over it and move on.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Agreed, I think this is awesome :) Go Gan go!
bkullas 0
u have a cool grandmother