Birthday, Dogs, Cats and Grandparents: Liquid fun

Liquid fun

By Cat - 13/06/2010 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML

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Madstar744 0

Friday 29 April 2011 6:32

My nanna is having fun on her birthday. FML.

iPoopChickens 0

Friday 7 October 2011 8:23

Okay... Lol get grandma to back away from the liquor slowly... And have a rest. She's deffinately made up for her years in partying!

MaleficZero 0

Monday 17 September 2012 6:23

How does your entire life suck because of this

jlujan00_fml 9

Saturday 4 May 2013 11:31

Your nana sounds like a BAMF dude

zomgbies 17

Thursday 20 June 2013 15:50

And to think, you share blood with that loon

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 29 May 2014 2:40

She shouldn't drink

dannnngthatsux 19

Wednesday 26 November 2014 0:05

Go nana!

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