Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, my nana tried to drown my pet rat because it's white with red eyes, and red eyes mean it’s Satan in disguise, and yet my mom still refuses to admit she needs to be in a nursing home. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I celebrated my 30th birthday by accidentally knocking my fiancée’s tooth out with her glass as she tried to a sip. FML
Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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jenni305 0
Wow, our grandmas should party together ! My grandma got so drunk, she ran around the block naked .
iondadola 0
Gotta love that Nana!
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Comments (104)
rety1 13
I hope to be drunk beyond belief to celebrate it finally being summer :D
beertime36 0
at least she had the courtesy to wash that thing with wine before putting it into your mouth.
TheBitingSpider 0
"My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk."
youthink_fml 0
So your grandmother was having a good time on her birthday. So what? She didn't hurt the cat or the dog and I would hope you can overpower your drunk grandmother. F HER L for having a wimpy grandkid like you that doesn't like to see her enjoy herself on her birthday.
ColdGold 6
I love that phrase and how you used it, "had a go." It's playful.
allmidnighteyes 11
a TFLN moment fosho
danifrance 0
she sounds like a fun nana! i wana meet her i love crazy old ppl!
toast1b 0
What can I say they party harder back in the day
Alzaetia 2
If this was a facebook status I'd "like" it. Nana sounds awesome!
agentx3 0
So what's the fml?