zwreck

Mr 34 years-old

lonely 15 July 2010, 05:19 United States

You've got mail

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

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Anonymous 17 October 2010, 05:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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