Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
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Top comments
Zebidee 9
Ah, just what every guy wants, a needy, annoying girlfriend, who demands attention at inappropriate times, and isn't afraid to lie and be emotionally manipulative to get what they want.
Chaodin 0
Wow, a perfect YDI.
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Chaodin 0
Wow, a perfect YDI.
misti_csi 0
yeah, ******* needy much OP?
pooper19 3
oh, he tried to old penis in the popcorn trick huh
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
#1 has a point and I also laughed at the fact that he moved seats
kfrizzle2 4
Anyone else laugh when the baby started floating?
morgann4826 0
I did! and this is really your fault OP. paranormal activity is the shit. don't ruin if with your stupid whining.
Currentlyonfire 4
sounds like op is a pansy. scared of paranormal activity. lol.
DevianceIsBliss 0
"Today, while watching Paranormal Activity 2 with my creepy friend who thinks we're in a relationship, she started freaking out and crying trying to grope me. 2 more hours left. FML."
Renesaga 8
48 - Lmao.
chloec16 0
i laughed when she got dragged out of bed in the first one. can't wait to see the second one :)
fakeaccountX 6
29 you bastard I didn't see it yet
stephanie0613 0
Hahaha 48, win :)
TheOptimist 0
OP, life lesson, most people enjoy watching the movies they payed to see. You want him to hold your hand? Then grab his hand yourself. No need to break down in the movie theatre because your man wants to enjoy the movie.
TheOptimist 0
On a side note; I dislike having sex/making out while watching a movie I haven't seen before, because i enjoy watching movies allot. Especially when in a movie theatre I hate these things. I payed $25 for me and my partner to see a movie, not do something I coulda done at home for free.
kellyc007 0
ahhahaahah u suck
christa953 12
cry alittle? no movie is that scary especially paranormal activity!!!
missmurderx 8
your dog freaks the shit out of me.
itsgabriellee 4
47- sadly I have a dog just like that. Well, it's my mom's.
phoneaddict13 29
#47 I don't know why but your comment made me crack up
CACC_fml 0
Boyfriend? How can he be youre boyfriend if youre hoping that hell hold your hand? Are you 10 years old?
jwbbabe 9
exactly !? if he's your boyfriend he should be doing that stuff anyways !
folgy 10
3 you have a great pic made me lol
bluegoldfish 7
maybe they only just got together?
Nederlander95 14
*your *you're *he'll. And yeah, that should probably be standard habit.
txgirl2013 14
umm wow he's not getting any tonight!
Cjw1220 0
Neither are you with that face!
ferrettamer 6
lmfao
crashtest1205 0
ouch that was slightly unnecessary. r remember people who make fun of others for no reason are just insecure about themselves!
Danger716 0
No, sometimes it fun just to crack a joke or bust someones balls.
CreateZ 0
Or they're so confident in themselves that they decide to show people how much better they are than them.
SARSvirus79 0
If they were so confident in themselves, why would they need to show people how much better they are? And OP, who cries during a scary movie anyway? Let alone pretending to cry...
DocBastard 40
Congratulations, you've all been successfully trolled by cjw. Just ignore these assholes and they go away. In case you missed that, you're the asshole. Ever heard of a Virginia gentleman? Clearly you have not. Dick.
CitrusGirl 0
*******, I think you meant to say.
amypr 20
****** gentleman? How the hell does that make any sense?
WolfsGuns 0
it makes sense cuz he means dat all the haters dont get no pussy
lalagirl912 0
34- EWWWY bursting some ones balls sounds NASTY! Like cum and stuff comming out with blood and a watery fluid! plus my throwup on it >.< why would you say that?! I'm about to sleep and I'll dream about balls bursting :(
lalagirl912 0
34- EWWWY bursting some ones balls sounds NASTY! Like cum and stuff comming out with blood and a watery fluid! plus my throwup on it >.< why would you say that?! I'm about to sleep and I'll dream about balls bursting :(
nycuser 0
Sorry OP, for not having any paranormal activity in the theater with your boyfriend.
DevianceIsBliss 0
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR!!!
hawty12345 0
haha win xD
x_pgmg 3
lmfao wtf? Just make the move if you're that desperate, take charge damn it!
greeneyedgoalie7 0
agreed
BelleElle_fml 5
Why would you cry? Just hold his hand. Big deal.
iAlcala 0
Agreed! Failed relationship!
iAlcala 0
Agreed! Failed relationship!
perdix 31
Your lousy acting was probably better than what was on-screen. If you have to go to such lengths to get him to touch you, you don't have a boyfriend -- you have either an asexual male companion, a loser who is using you to prove to other girls that he actually dates, or a latent homosexual who is using you to hide his true nature. Take your pick.
moogzorz 0
Maybe she's just an ugly bitch, and the movie light accentuates it even more so.
C6Racer 0
Agreed. What a ****.
C6Racer 0
Haha, they moderated my comment and it wasn't even.directed at you. I called OP's bf a ****.
C6Racer 0
Really? I was basically agreeing with perdix. Just wow.
Mental_1456 26
Or maybe he just wanted to watch the movie? Not wanting to hold ur gf's hand does not make him any of the things u said. It makes him interested in the movie. What you said is just silly.
NoraT_fml 6
wow needy ass bitch...big deal he dident hold your hand durning a movie...
miapie 0
but he moved seats...
brittanyrc 0
who WOULDN'T move seats?
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
well you shoulda shut the hell up. 1. The movie isn't scary at all, so I doubt he believed you. 2. It's a good movie, I wouldn't have put up with your shit either. 3. Why didn't you step up and do it first?