Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML
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Stumblebum30 5
He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If I only knew what Prozac does..
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Comments (108)
Pikachu206 2
Lol how nice of him.
jleon 0
punch his nuts and tell him you want to test his Viagra.
transam87 0
Prozac is so 1999
kaitidid16 0
maybe he wants to test out how much he can get away with while your on it lol
FMLRevoluSean 0
Well it's a good idea to test it out so you're not wasting yo time.
bbygirlsmiles 0
#3 - Yesss ! Agreed (= Lol
bonicr 0
#3 ftw
fylhahahaha 0
obviously it's not working if you were upset enough about it to post it on here.
coldblood 4
number 3 epic win.
MrCalves 1
he was just making sure it worked...
fartsareyummy 1
#3 = win
Melissa92_fml 13
3, total win
seanders 10
Smart guy, just wants to test his boundaries
KiddNYC1O 22
cool story, bro
mona_is_here 10
Prozac is a rather weak antidepressant though it helps sometimes.. Dire straits and all.
mona_is_here 10
Btw he's just lucky you only have depression, not anger problems otherwise he'd get punched in the face for the outrageous joke
DirtyTaco 0
Get back in the kitchen........
iSwag 0
lol
jsn0x 0
listen to prozac milkshake by psychostick- good song lol
bbygirlsmiles 0
#80 - I Like Your Pic (:
BangOut 2
#88 Today, I got dateraped by a black guy whom I liked because of his gay duck lips, I got AIDS now. FML
iSwag 0
thanks :) like your dress
SaturnE_fml 0
#3 - Stick a 9-volt battery on your clit for thinking that's acceptable. Keep doing it.
bbygirlsmiles 0
#99 - Hahah Why Thank You :) I Like Your .. Eye Color Lol :p
flame1819 0
#1 NICE PIC!!! Pikachu is still awesome.
tyler3 0
haha
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If I only knew what Prozac does..
jleon 0
anti depressant
Samantha_baby 0
Prozac?
radmuffin 12
It's a depression med. FAFP!!!!!!! times infinity
seanders 10
it's ok your not expected to know much at age 12
Samantha_baby 0
ok, really? I'm not the only one who asked..
RyGan 0
FAFP is?
beccaccio550 0
**** anti flood protection
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
Seanders: the basic failure troll
julie3841 11
heh, thanks babe.
macy_rebecca 0
I agree with # 3 lol !!
amandalovee 0
my thoughts exactly!
semodrunk 0
Prozac is for anxiety attacks n I think it's like an anti-depressant?
mona_is_here 10
Prozac is for depression and benzodiazepines (clonazepam etc) are for anxiety
kritz0 10
Actually they prescribe it for Social anxiety too.
Stumblebum30 5
He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...
jennybelly 0
haha wow he's a fudging dumbass!! you should do what number three suggested lol!!
damnatory 0
Sounds like a completely legit experimental process. Now, how are those sandwiches coming?
Adamantoise 0
God, those sandwich jokes used to be funny, now they're just annoying. Everyone gets the point already.
McLovin101x 0
I agree, completely legit. They have the Pepsi Challenge, now it's time for the Prozac Challenge.
RedPillSucks 33
Agreed, Almost makes you wish for the Soviet Russia jokes *runs for cover, dodging rotten tomatoes*