Today, my nana tried to drown my pet rat because it's white with red eyes, and red eyes mean it’s Satan in disguise, and yet my mom still refuses to admit she needs to be in a nursing home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, my grandmother threatened to write me out of her will because I refused to believe that dogs can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my mom refuses to believe that she’s responsible for my anxiety and nervous bowel conditions. She has screamed and berated me literally every day since I can remember. She would burst into my room and accuse me of hiding someone in there, and constantly used her religion to bully me. FML
Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML
Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
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cuz803 46
Ugh...religious senility is disgusting...keep your pets and precious belongings away from her crazy ass.
RichardPencil 32
You need to get Nana to a home to stop her meddling in your worship of the Dark One!
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Comments (5)
cuz803 46
Ugh...religious senility is disgusting...keep your pets and precious belongings away from her crazy ass.
RichardPencil 32
You need to get Nana to a home to stop her meddling in your worship of the Dark One!
spinningrecords 14
She belongs in a home because of an irrational fear? If that’s the standard then I guess we would all belong in a home. You don’t deserve her.
jdizz16 16
I get that putting her in a nursing home would be a lot, but would you say “You don’t deserve her if her irrational fear actually lead to her killing the pet?
jdizz16 16
I get that putting her in a nursing home would be a lot, but would you say “You don’t deserve her if her irrational fear actually lead to her killing the pet?
Wadlaen 24
Well, I'm impressed you actually managed to make Satan your pet... And also I feel a lot safer and I would like you to keep him where he is.