Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my grandma called me to see how my oral surgery went. She gave me a kiss over the phone, but when I tried to make the kiss sound back to her, the bandages got in the way and it came out as a fart sound. FML
Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
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Top comments
flashback.miss 28
Your grandmother sounds fun XD
Geometric 18
Go grandma!! Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional :)
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Comments (46)
flashback.miss 28
Your grandmother sounds fun XD
michaelaranda 28
Op sounds even more awesome. Drinking with your grandmother? Now thats just badass.
steffi90 13
grandma knows how to party!!
babyshanice 12
She sounds cool as shit!!
BlueMoonCafe 12
At least she still knows how to have fun!
MGITSWFTC 17
Your grandmother got so wasted that she left her dentures at a bar. She is a party ANIMAL! But seriously though if she's having fun, what's wrong with it? Enjoy your grandmother, maybe you both can go bar-hopping sometime
KatieMajestic 17
1, What is up with your profile picture?
RainbowDashie140 12
A word of advice, don't ask that kind of stuff in the comments. Use the messaging system.
vucui 21
Did you know your soul leaks out of your pupil? That's what seems to be going on. But no, seriously, it looks like they used grape jelly to make an interesting picture. Seems to have worked since it caught your eye.
ApollosMyth 22
I'm pretty sure they originally said it was a leech, but it does sort of look like grape jelly like he said above.
jasmine2301 25
Or #4 simply could have used the reply button, but still would have been thumbed down.
skellingtonfart 18
Oh, the last time my grandma took her teeth out, it absolutely scarred my little sister so she no longer does funny stuff like that, be glad your granny has a good sense of humour, there's nothing worse than meeting a sour old woman!
broderickc 13
She parties harder than I do.
Geometric 18
Go grandma!! Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional :)
purebliss_fml 19
Grandma knows how to party!
Rhian00 17
She sounds like a cool granny. I had a gran who was pretty fantastic and cool. I'm glad I knew her :)
MoronsAccount1 12
Forever young.