Gabriela
🌶️ Spicy
Likely story
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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crazy_bitch122
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky
Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
Fart queen
🌶️ Spicy
Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time?
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Haley.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fetish
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
anamota89
United States
Blame the pooch
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
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chelseaheming 0
Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!
bensharp 5
I'm assuming you were outside?
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Comments (153)
haydentrinidad 0
Hahaha!! Barking spiders!!
Aveleen 1
ydi for thinking that it matters and for assuming that it qualifies as an fml. oh, and for the incorrect use of the "while + gerund".
chipscolaman 0
That is hilarious.
thetoiletpaper 3
666 ydis .nice
MhmmGirl 0
Now where were you guys getting it on if he could blame it on a frog?
SweetLou37 4
he is my hero
rberry88 4
At least he didn't have you pull his finger first.
shots1996 8
We call them deer grunts in the south
clicketyclick 9
What. A. Legend.
Rey24 2
If you're comfortable enough to **** him, you should be comfortable enough to except he will occasionally fart. The fact that he blamed it on a frog is kinda adorable :P