Gabriela
🌶️ Spicy
Likely story
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crazy_bitch122
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky
Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
Fart queen
🌶️ Spicy
Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time?
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Haley.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fetish
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
anamota89
United States
Blame the pooch
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
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chelseaheming 0
Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!
bensharp 5
I'm assuming you were outside?
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Comments (153)
krushr 3
Was it hiding in his rectum?
reallytho3 11
Thts a weird fetish...
pancakerocks 1
if only i was allowed to put two thumbs up
klovemachine 24
some farts sound like they came from a frog
MwahFMLS 6
Ribbit.
HannahPaloozah 0
That's funny that Peter holding his dead frog in a box is your picture when you commented ribbit :). Yeah I kinda killed the obvious joke by explaining it but.... Oh well :)
lionlvr 9
*wearing a mask* play Peter Griffin.
MwahFMLS 6
;)
eminarnar 0
Those pesky frogs, making fart noises.
T0bieLar0ne 4
Did somebody step on a duck!?
skeezle 0
It could've been the barking spiders.
BrightonBabyGirl 0
Barking what?!?!?!
SquirrelZilla 0
Bed crickets...
thatdesertdude 7
you get 10,000 internets for knowing about barking spider's.
bansheebomber 14
Barking spiders were burping, I thought. I always thought mouse on a motorcycle was farting ^^
FaraPjJammaz 13
Hm...... Well then .... =_='
TKmax 5
Good input.
meeeaner_th 16
Hahaha, these things happen. Why make a big deal out of it if it embarrassed him? Just laugh it off :)
FYLDeep 26
You can't really blame the frogs though. Of course they're going to have gas. Think of how much Budweiser they drink.
coltsrock37 15
Considering you n me are from Wisco FYLDeep, you'd think they'd favor Miller Lite...
FYLDeep 26
Nah, I asked them. The first one said "Bud", the second "Wies", and the third "Er". That's definitive enough for me.
RedPillSucks 33
That's because you didn't listen to the entire response. Frog1: Bud, FYLDeep is axing a question Frog2: Wies this guy asking about beer? Frog3: Er, we drink real beer. Canadian or Australian. Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe. ******* close to water
FYLDeep 26
Eh, it was a typo. I miss stuff.
perdix 31
Yeah, FYLDeep, WTF? How can you pimp Bud after what that team that plays in Busch Stadium did to our beloved Brewers? You know, the team that features NL MVP, Ryan Braun (suck it, Pujols!) They are named after a stupid bird, but our team honors the professional makers of tasty, intoxicating beer!
FYLDeep 26
I didn't realize I was making a statement about which beer was better. I thought I was just stating what type of beer those alcoholic frogs drink.
cheeseboy77 0
FTfrogs life. poor frogs. having people blame them for all sorts of crap.