Gabriela
🌶️ Spicy
Likely story
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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crazy_bitch122
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky
Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
Fart queen
🌶️ Spicy
Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time?
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Haley.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fetish
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
anamota89
United States
Blame the pooch
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
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chelseaheming 0
Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!
bensharp 5
I'm assuming you were outside?
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Comments (153)
ambino95 3
umm where was this nearby frog?
ohno0421 1
My boyfriend says that all the damn time lol
fire_pixi_180 0
my fiance does the same thing only he says it's a california barking spider lol
perdix 31
Wouldn't your sex have gone better if you accepted that the fart sound was really the croak of a nearby frog? Cynicism interferes with sexual pleasure. When a girl told me that it was her first time to **** on a first date, I was smart enough not to question her. I'd pretend to be flattered and pray I didn't get an STD;)
AnnaBonJovi 9
doesn't matter had sex!
NPN_Scorpio 16
Solution: butt plugs, ear plugs and nose plugs.
CamberwellCarrot 8
That's a super funny excuse. YDI for being upset.
cheerluv15 0
Y blame it on a frog
mama8809 0
Lmfao that's funny as hell
mama8809 0
Lmfao that's funny as hell