Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML
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Streeet_hayley 6
He wants to eat you...no mistake.
InfinityCross 1
Neither. Get him a dictionary
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Comments (221)
shemseyy 1
Not BBQ sauce. You need a bottle of Reggae Reggae sauce :D
ZooMzy 9
At least you didn't find a recent search for "virgin boy assholes"
rallets 23
wasnt that an FML from like 5 years ago?
PYLrulz 17
And a recent FML comic
katsuku 5
Do people not understand that there are labour laws to protect them from things like this? Especially in Canada, and I imagine in most civilized countries. If your boss is trying to purposely get you fired for no legitimate reason report him to the labour board or an HR office if you've got one. If nothing else a labour board would at least be able to provide you with compensation for lost wages.
Eyams 0
FRIED. Not fired.
iAmPaul 49
34 - 29 was past the joke. He was talking about the situation as if the boss hadn't made a typo. And btw, 29 - I agree with you 100%. Go Canada!
WCARlover 35
Even though that was in all caps it still took me a while to realize that said "fried"
Eyams 0
Would you like to be eaten?
wannabeperfect1 0
give him both just to be safe. ;)
Americantroop98 0
If you get fired, you get compensation. None if you quit.
DocBastard 40
You should send him a letter telling him that you quiet.
HomeAl0ne 20
Yes, I'm thinking something along the lines of "You can't fry me, I quiet. Except to hear form my layers."
puppyXluvz123 9
HomeAl0ne: you just made my day :)
oklahomaguy 0
#20, you are retarded
kkbaby3 0
what a fucktard. ._.