scoold
Dover, United States
Good omens, etc.
Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sad face
Chatswood, Australia
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
Sonic
United Kingdom
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
Anonymous
Warsaw, Poland
Get on with it
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
mrmarshall
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML
fird
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
ksa
Katowice, Poland
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML
Top comments
superrocket19 17
That's really rude, you should send him a reply telling him "how to not be such an asshole"
Killz268 18
better than being fired, right?
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Comments (51)
superrocket19 17
That's really rude, you should send him a reply telling him "how to not be such an asshole"
patrickeli 15
I don't understand why you were thumbed down for this. The FML community abuses that button.
superrocket19 17
Yeah I wasn't sure either. If by any means I did something wrong if like to know
milehigh52 22
I think it is because people thought that is a bad idea because that is still her boss. But who knows I will probably get thumbs down too because people are assholes.
adrian1910 15
Maybe because he's way too cheesy?
15Erik 21
There are two sides to every story, there isn't enough information to conclude that OP's boss is automatically an asshole.
patrickalamo 48
Reply by writing his resignation letter to his boss. After all he is the boss, I'm sure he was wanting you to do a task for him.
Ichiya 29
One entry titled 'How to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Ki11erC 18
Nobody yet pointed out this was after the resignation letter was handed in? I mean we need all conspiracy theories going, not just some.
Oliok 19
Maybe he wants some tips? Best of luck op
J215B 33
Guess he pulled your name in the office Secret Santa
Killz268 18
better than being fired, right?
Arot6 17
But then you don't get to collect unemployment.
SirMichael 13
No, not really.
HighasaCloud 46
Being fired can get you severance pay depending on the job.
iwanttogotoparis 26
What an asshole, I hope you disappoint him by staying
FrutLoopDingus 19
Send him a link telling him how to be a good boss
royal_ranger 12
So OP can get fired? Cmon dude, use your logic.
cheeeksss 29
At this point, I wouldn't work for a boss like that. And it sounds like OP's boss is trying to hint to OP to resign rather than having to fire OP. One such possible reason is because OP wouldn't be able to collect unemployment from resigning.
Armygirl93 10
ouch, that's pretty messed up. even if you guys are close and it's just a joke, that's still pretty rude.
hamrtym 15
Ask if he wants your help. If was for you, forward it to hr. If all else fails go out in style and turn a couple desk and say "No I will not have sex with you for the last time!' and walk out.
quickit 24
Being a boss he should attempt to talk to you in a professional manner. What a wanker.
tuxedoandex 28
I suggest you send him this link: http://lifehacker.com/how-to-stop-being-a-cynical-asshole-1537302138