Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML
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Streeet_hayley 6
He wants to eat you...no mistake.
InfinityCross 1
Neither. Get him a dictionary
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Comments (221)
InfinityCross 1
Neither. Get him a dictionary
cptmorgan6 8
Have both ready just in case. You never know...
lexex1 4
Is your boss from Kentucky?
PolkaButtons 0
Asshole. I'm from Kentucky.
Lidiya8lml 0
Reminds me of the movie Devils wear prada
Joey44 15
I think you should give him the letter of resignation AND the barbecue sauce, and tell him you're leaving to avoid being "fried". Btw, this fml is a work of genius, I genuinely laughed out loud.
Iknoweverything 29
How about a fried letter of resignation?
kurbanfan 6
Awesome!
joeiscool68 0
doctor who picture!!!
The_Troller 14
Written in BBQ sauce
False_Stupidity 42
Written using alphabet soup letters!
rattusrattus 19
I suggest writing a letter of resignation, putting it in a large envelope with a bottle of BBQ sauce, some breadcrumbs and a kebab skewer.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
this made my day!
Celi06 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He obviously has a plan in the making to get you "FIRED", because you can't spell.
Ferretface 13
*facepalm*
Doortje 30
Oh no you didn't. Next comes the "I was joking, herp derp".
eddyg94 11
OH MY GOD you are stupid.
btbamfan75 0
is this guy serious? theres no way someone can be this daft.
jellyforyou 12
What an idiot -.-"
Grimmerie 31
Successful troll is successful.
chanprice 0
That's the point genious.
KiddNYC1O 22
50- Highly doubt it.
bluebob13 10
They obviously meant to say FRIED in the post because that is what their boss said. Don't criticize someone when you don't know what you are talking about.
Nuahavizu 17
I'm sorry, but i have to call Skitt's Law of the internet (...any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself" or, "The likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster.) into effect and correct you. >.< *
Doortje 30
Nah, that wasn't pen's fault, if you end a post with a > or < (and I think - too, but I'm not sure about that), it won't post. So you get this >. It's pretty annoying really.
Joey44 15
Troll in the dungeon!
clw1740 0
You, are a dumbass.
SkardeyKat 3
Um I think it's op's boss who can't spell....
kewlkate 9
He obviously can unlike his boss. If you kept reading you may have got it, but maybe you wouldn't have because you seem unable to read.
matt0794 1
Apparently you can't comprehend...
loveanthony645 5
And you obvioisly ruined the fun of it.
2ndSucks 15
Just bring him the email, letter of resignation, and fried chicken Problem solved.