Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML
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Streeet_hayley 6
He wants to eat you...no mistake.
InfinityCross 1
Neither. Get him a dictionary
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keshaforever1 14
People that don't know how to spell need extra sauce when frying =)
sasscass 0
Give him both that way u resign and u can laugh in his face
brooks10101 1
If you wear smart you would have taken it and sued his ass
rayne_313 0
if you "wear" smart you would have spelled were correctly.
Glockinator 2
Legally by law you could sue the company as they cannot find ways and plan to fire someone. Go to your HR and file a complaint as well. He may be the one planning this but I can assure you the ones above him wouldn't stand for this. With the email as proof they know they would lose the case in court. I am not the sue happy person but if you follow the above steps to try to stop it now and it still happens they should pay more than just unemployment. I deal with these situations all the time. You can avoid this.
ashes1005 0
Let them fire u so u can get unemployment
SolanumX 6
A fist goes out to a fellow DisturbedOne.
TipsyHobo 7
you deserve it for not spelling "FIRED" right...
stoptrying 9
The email he was reading had "FRIED" on it, hence the barbecue sauce part. Use your brain before commenting.
justlikeme79 9
Do you know how to read?
phoque_fml 0
I thought it said fired at first.... I hope I'm not the only one :S I looked again and then it made more sense :P
bms1996 12
maybe he's a bad speller and miss-spelled fired?
Shrike 24
NO, you don't say! *eyeroll* /sarcasm
kristat 14
Oh my god... Why didn't anyone else think of that? You're a ******* genius my friend. Have a cookie.
alekrentz 1
Best idea ever: Use the barbecue sauce write your letter of resignation on his desk or window or whatever, and be sure to use lots of swear words!!!!